What I Would Do if I Could

This is so boring. How cool would it be if I just overturned my desk and ran screaming from the room?

Look at all of that food. If only no one else was here, I would eat every single chocolate at this buffet.

Wow, I'm actually in Shakespeare's house. If only no one would judge me if I decided to lean down and kiss the floor. Maybe some of his talent would secretly transfer into my body.

How many times a day do idle, impossible thoughts run through your brain? The answer for me is "a lot". My mind loves to wander to what I would do if I were a horrible, mean person, or if I wanted to get a criminal record, or if certain things were socially acceptable.

That's what this blog is: a blueprint of all of the things that I would do if I could. You could also call it a list of devilish yet brilliant schemes or a dream chart, depending on whatever tickles your fancy. 

I promise, I am not a psychopath. Admit it; you have these thoughts too. 

I hope you can read these plots and live vicariously through them. After all, the next best thing to doing is dreaming. 

Happy reading!