But Laura, I'm here to tell you today that you really shoudn't fire me from this blog. It means so much to me. If I was fired from this blog, I don'y know what I'd do. Well, um, maybe I do...
1. I'd constantly be kicking myself for not writing enough. I want to get good a writing. I want to develop a voice, I want to learn writing discipline, I want to write good stories. I want to get ahead of the game while I'm still a young'n. And it would seem that there's only one way to do that; do lots of reading, and writing as well. I heard somewhere that the six sacred rules of writing were read read read and write write write. And without this blog or NaNoWriMo, I don't always have the motivation to regularly write. This blog keeps me on track.
2. Besides, if I was kicked of this blog, 45% of our blog's veiws would disappear. After all, the only people veiwing the blog are me, you, and our friendly spam robots from Russia. The spam robots like me, to. You couldn't find any other writer to replace me who's writing was as inconsistant, childish and badly written as mine.
3. If you fired me, our friendship would be over. Finished. Only to be repaired if you bought me drinks at second cup a couple more times.
4. As well, I'd be bored if you fired me. Besides youtube videos, reading, video games, sports and the occasional other knick-knack, I don't do much. I need this blog to feel like I'm doing something productive.
In short, your world, my world, and our friendly Russian robot's world would come crashing down if I was fired from this blog. Please! Spare me!
(Of course, I could just demote you to a contributor to this blog if I really wanted to... ;-)
Thanks for reading,
-Mark
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