Oh, Laura. Laura Laura Laura Laura Laura. I know see why you hired me as a co-author.
You owe me a lot of punishments, sis. I thought, just for the sake of keeping track of all of them, I'd list them all here for you to have in one place. We wouldn't want you forgetting about any of them, now would we?
1. Finish Paper Towns by September 1'st, or I'm not doing the vegetarianism punishment, which I believe is the only one I still owe you. This one's been out there for months, so it's high time you did your bit.
2. Listen to a bunch more Green Day tunes, as outlined here
3. Watch Vlogbrothers videos, as listed here
4. Yet to be decided
5. Yet to be decided
I've faithfully done my punishment. Shitty opera? Check. Read The Thief Lord? Check. Sing for you? Debatable, but you heard me at my recital and when I practiced, so I'll call it check. Vegetarianism for a month? You gave me until I turned 20, which gives me plenty of time to complete the punishment.
In other words... Catch up, sis!
Oh, and happy flying tonight! I await our reunion tomorrow.
Thanks for reading,
-Mark
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