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Okay, so I won't just leave it at that, very tempted as I might be.
Cats are pretty awesome. They're good little companions, they're soft and fuzzy, and for the most part they aren't too loud. As well, they don't need to be walked and you have to clean up their poo much less often then, say, dogs.
I've often looked at my families cat and wished that I could be like him. He has so few duties! His life must be bliss. What if I actually could trade places with him?
1. I'd sleep. Thats half of what they do, anyway.
2. I'd eat. You sort of have to eat, but I'd make sure that my owners weren't cheap. I'd refuse to eat only one or two types of food. No, I'd want at least ten options to choose from, dry food and wet, that they'd lay down on the floor in front of me. If they didn't let me choose in this manner, then I'd scratch all the furniture.
3. The only other thing that cats do in life is play. I wouldn't be like one of those cats that just stares at a string until it's an inch from their face, no! Instead I'd go wild, and would demand several hours of play time per day.
Yup, being a cat would be pretty simple. Eat, sleep and play. Just eat, sleep and play.
Thanks for reading,
-Mark
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