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Tuesday, 14 July 2015

What I Would Do if I (Gleefully) Punished Laura

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Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee...
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho...
Yuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuckyuck...

Laura, your last punishment was brutal. Vegetarianism for a month? That's a tall order, even if you did give me five years to complete the task.
Luckily, I get to have my revenge early. You missed your post yesterday, and today I'll be having no mercy.
You remember What I Would Do if I Listed my Top 15 Green Day Songs? I worked for days, yes days, on that post. Thousands of words, dozens of links, and even a few pictures thrown in make that post by far the most thorough I've yet made. True, that isn't saying much considering many of my posts, but still.
With all this in mind, most would think that you would have read your brother's work, Laura. But no. You told me that it was just "too long," and until today I've had no way to force you into reading it. Now, all of that is going to change.
The following is your punishment; You must read the aforementioned post. Now, just reading the descriptions of the songs would be boring, and I don't want that. Therefore, I've devised a way to make it more immersive. As well as reading the post, you must listen to- in full- every song on that list through the links provided. That's the top fifteen, the honourable mentions, and the extra song at the end,
But wait! There's more!
Since writing that post, I've discovered many more catchy Green Day songs which I'd like to share with you. Don't worry, you don't have to listen to all of the new songs- even I'm not that cruel. You just have to listen to the best of them. Those are Amy, Going to Pasalacqua, Stay the Night, and When I Come Around. Just four more.
Now, you may think that my punishment is harsh. And it is. Again, though, it's nothing compared to what you're subjecting me to.
One last thing before I go, though. I am behind on your punishments, and so this punishment of mine does not need to be completed until I finish reading The Thief Lord.

Happy listening!

-Mark

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