I thought that this would be a fun one to do. I'm going to ignore all hits related to this blog and instead focus on all of the other great ones! Without further ado, here are the searches that appear:
1. http://www.loc.gov/poetry/180/063.html : A poem by Marc Petersen that tells the tale of a man with severe relationship insecurity and vengeance issues. It also sounds as though his relationship with his wife kind of sucked in the first place if he's blaring "ode to joy", so he clearly has some major issues if he would do such horrible things to his wife for cheating in a marriage that wasn't working for him either; I'm thinking possible psychopathic tendencies. However, he likes cats, so points to him for that. Still, he may want to consider couples' therapy or therapy for his anger issues , psychopathic issues, and general insecurity. I can't say that this was my favourite piece of poetry I've ever read, but you're welcome to click the link and see if our tastes differ.
2. http://www.thingsiwoulddotobangscarlettjohansson.com : A lovely website by a clearly very horny human being with way too much time on their hands. However, their list is very creative, including things like getting two sex changes, changing bellybutton types (NO!!!), betting his or her life-savings on a preschool soccer game, and eating a car seat. I could go on, but I ended up not finishing it... sorry...
3. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/b5/thingsiwoulddo.html : This appears to be lyrics to a shitty pop song with atrocious grammar, probably using about three chords and including a rap break. I'm not sure it describes a healthy relationship, either; read with caution.
4. http://genius.com/1885654 : Look! Lyrics to an even worse pop song. Again, I haven't heard it, but I assume it's by some rapper guy because of his name and the rather large concentration of profanity and grammatical errors. That isn't even going into all the derogatory-towards-women content. You've gotta love modern music.
5. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3116625/I-don-t-know-without-Man-s-tear-jerking-proposal-high-school-sweetheart-day-chemotherapy-cancer-battle-captured-video.html : Wow. This was something interesting to stumble across. A man proposes beautifully to his girlfriend after she finishes chemotherapy. I have to admit, I didn't watch the video, but even reading the description made me teary, so it was a wise decision on my part, I think. What a beautiful way to end this post. Congratulations to them!
-Laura
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