Sometimes I hate the music that's out there. It seems that today, 95% of music is trashy pop music which all sounds he same. If I could control what was played and what was popular, there would definitely be some changes that I would make.
First of all, I'd need to ban, or at least limit, certain kinds of music. First of all, opera. I'm sorry, Laura! It's just that most of the population can only take it in small doses. Thankfully for us, it is already rarely played on the radio. I'd make sure that it stayed that way.
As well, I'd ban all of that super-old music. Let's say... 1850's and before. Because that was all churchie hymns and the like, none of which was very exiting. Sorry again, Laura. But it seems unfair to disregard all music before 1850, and so I'll make an exception. If the music was written before 500 AD, then I'd be okay with it. Because music that old is cool.
And of course, we also have to replace some of the terrible pop music. No more then 20% of our radio's songs, let's say, can be pop songs written in the last ten years. Imagine how much room we'd free up for other, better music! Classic rock! Billy Joel! Local artists! It would be wonderful!
And that, my friends, is what I would change. My new system might get some protests, but oh well. This is a fictional land, and I can do what I want.
Thanks for reading,
-Mark
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