Zombies, as I learned in The Zombie Survival Guide, are a terrifyingly real threat in our world. As much as the government attempts to cover it up, we know that every day the zombie threat grows globally. To protect myself, I have made some survival plans with aid from my survival guide. I would like to share them with you so as to increase your own survival chances.
1. The first thing that you must do when you realize that zombies are invading your home town is to gather supplies. If you're smart, then you would have already gathered these supplies for a quick getaway. Otherwise, pack up as much food, as many weapons, and as many able-bodied people that you can. Make sure that your group doesn't exceed ten or so members, however. You don't want conflict within your group.
2. Now, you need to leave the area as quickly as you can, heading north. If you have an off-road vehicle, great; strap as many bikes as you can fit onto it, as well as spare parts. Now put your supplies and the extra fuel containers into the car and hit the road. You did pack extra fuel containers... right?
Because of the zombie threat, the roads will be clogged. Instead of getting onto them, go off-road. Not only will this be faster, but zombies will be drawn to the honking and shouting from the crowded streets.
3. Eventually, whether due to the bad off-road conditions or lack of fuel because of the sudden rush, your car will break down. This is where the bikes come in handy; silent, easily maintained and with an unlimited source of fuel. Continue heading northwards, making camp where you can. If you haven't managed to acquire good weapons yet, now is the time to do so. Be careful heading towards your local gunshop, however; the guns will undoubtably already have been stolen, and zombies will have been attracted to the throng of people surrounding the shop. Instead, make your own weapon if possible, or trade with a passer-bye. Keep alert, and whatever you do, don't hunt the zombies.
4. Continue to head north. Why? Because the farther northwards you go, the colder and the less densely populated it becomes. Zombies will freeze. As an added bonus, the smarter zombie survivalists will have traveled there to.
5. Once you are safer in the north, you may stop travelling. Now is a good time to meet up with other groups to create one, large, well-protected settlement. You can rebuild the human race.
6. One final, but important, note. If you are bitten by a zombie, don't waste your time saying goodbye to your family and friends. Instead, you must help them by increasing their chances of survival. How? By, before you turn, grabbing a weapon and taking some zombies out with you. If you can take out a few zombies, then you're helping the human race survive. Then, once you feel like that you are close to "death," don't allow yourself to become one of the zombies. You know what you must do.
Hopefully, my friends, we can all work together to move past this zombie threat. The human race must survive, no matter what the cost.
To increase humanity's chances of survival, I urge you to share this post with your family and friends, as well as to read The Zombie Survival Guide. Your very life may depend on it.
Wishing you the best of luck,
-Mark
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