What I Would do if I Urban Dictionaried Myself II

I took your title, but, really, Mark? "Dictionaried"?

Fine, since it's your birthday today, I like that verb and will add it to my vocabulary.

Challenge accepted, and here's what Urban Dictionary has to say about me:

• "a beautiful name, in fact one of the best names ever" - true, true. No complaints on my end.
• "a really cool person; guys want her and girls want to be her. Has many friends. Everyone likes her. They dont [sic] only pretend to like her." - very flattering. Plus, this author knows how to use a semi-colon! Props to you, random person!
• entry number three calls me "awesome in every way", "shy at times and crazy (especially when she is sugar high)", and says that "she likes to make lists", "loves to be creative with her stories she writes", and that "reading is her favourite pastime". "Best Traits: can keep secrets when she wants to, can always cheer people and friends up, knows the right moment when a friends [sic] in need." - wow. Very flattering. I can't necessarily speak to my best traits, but the rest was creepily accurate!
• "The person with this name is the most amazing person you will ever meet. After you say hi to her, magic fairy dust will sprinkle on your head and then you'll be able to FLY! OMG! Who WOULDN'T want to fly?" - how high was this author??
• the next is my personal favourite, describing a Laura as "sex on legs", a "tiger in the bedroom", and "possibly the rudest person you will ever meet". - ummmmmm....
• "A really great girl either in the bed or on the floor. Also one of the kindest most beautiful chicks you'll ever meet. The kind you never let go of." - maybe flattering? Thanks?
• "lauras generally listen to good music" - HA!
• "typically above average intelligence", "liked by most", has "an overall good personality"
• "she makes one happy"
• "Laura is the pimpshit in every way. When someone meets a Laura they will never be able to forget her. She is truly unique in every way. She has an amazing personality and the looks to match it. Laura's are extremely intelligent. Straight up wiz kids. She is one of the hottest chicks ever to be seen. When she walks in the room, the wall clocks stop, everyone's jaw drops, and time literally stands still." 
• "possibly one of the best kinds of people. strong, determined, loving, lovely, beautiful, amazing, loyal, friendly, funny, amazing hair!!"
• "sex on a stick", "at times quiet", "doesn't talk to people she thinks aren't worth her time", "loves photography" "one of the most BEAUTIFUL girls you will ever meet!",  "friendly, classy, gentle, elegant", "the most intelligent person ever!", "artistic", "great taste in music", and "fucking great! the end."

Yeah, that was pretty amusing. Some of it seemed creepily accurate. Some of it was frightening. Some of it was amusing (I have never heard the word "pimpshit" before). What do you think, Mark? Accurate?

The one thing that really irked me was this, though:

"Lauren"?!!!!!!!!

NO! That is a corrupted, awful version of my name! (Sorry to any Laurens out there... I've just been called "Lauren" one too many times!)

-Laura