What I Would Do if Laura Missed her Post (Again!)

You're slipping, Laura!
Yesterday you once again missed your post. You know what that means.
I know, I know, I'm two punishments behind schedule myself, what with not having sung for you or read The Thief Lord yet, and I'm afraid that I may not complete either of those for the next little while due to my exams. That said, your punishment must be doled out. So brace yourself, Laura, for...
Reading Paper Towns by John Green!
I've been trying to get you to read that book for months now, and what with the movie coming out in July I feel it's high time you read it. Now go forth, and let me sleep!

Thanks for reading,

-Mark