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Friday, 21 November 2014

What I Would do if I Could Turn Invisible

Super-strength is overrated.
What can you do if your incredibly strong? You can flex. You can carry stuff around for people. If someone's dumb enough to let you grab them, then you can punch them to Timbuktu. If you're really lucky, you'll get a disney animated movie made for you.
But hey, I just want to say that super strength, despite it's benefits, won't help you go the distance- at least, not as much as something like... invisibility!
Seriously, invisibility is the ultimate superpower. That's just the gospel truth. And let me tell you why...

1. You're practically invincible. How can you kill a superhero that you can't even see? It's near impossible. You could just sneak right on into the enemy camp, save the world, knock out a half dozen bad guys and not even be detected.
2. You could get out of really embarrassing situations super easily.
3. Now, I won't say that I'm in love with this idea, but I heard this idea in A Very Potter Musical, so it's not technically mine. But basically, in the musical, Ginny hears about Harry's invisibility cloak and says that if she had one, she'd fake her death and watch people crying at her funeral!
4. You're 'cool' rating would blast through the roof. You'd go from zero to hero, just like that! How awesome would that be?
5. No more shopping lines for you. You could just sneak to the front of every line, wait till nobody was looking, and then turn your invisibility off. Seeing as no one saw you walk up and butt in front, no one can send you to the back of the line!
6. You can join the... what's it called? The superhero club? The league of superheros? The super league of america? The american justice league of heroes? Whatever that thing's called, now you can join it and chill with Batman.

If someone was born who could turn invisible at will, then it would be a star being born.
Of course, maybe someone already has the power to turn invisible. Maybe they're just hiding in plain site. Maybe they're... right behind you...

Thanks for reading,
-Mark

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