There are just so many evil things that one could do to the paparazzi that I just had to write a second plot:
1. Have a trusted friend call up the paparazzi anonymously, telling them that - gasp - I had sent them a nude photo of myself!
*Note: friend can be either male or female if you wish to stir up even more of a reaction by putting your sexuality into question.
2. The paparazzi freak out (in a good way!) and ask to be sent the picture, offering exorbitant amounts of money.
3. Friend does not accept the money (that would be a little TOO mean and probably very illegal) and sends them a photo of a goat or a gorilla with my head pasted on. Underneath there would be a caption like "Monkey off" or "you're baaaaad people". Ooh, or a bee with my head. "Buzzzzzz off. Mind your own beeswax."
*Note: if this sort of line isn't your thing (like me), good old-fashioned swears and insults will do, particularly in other languages. Those are fun! (Sitzpinkler is a great one)
4. The paparazzi probably doesn't care all that much, but you and your friend have a good laugh and a good glass of wine.
What would you do?
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