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Saturday, 29 November 2014

What I Would do to Mark for Missing his Post

Well, it has come to my attention that Mark forgot to post yesterday. I'm not actually upset because he posted for me several days in a row, and this is a busy time of year anyway (more so for me with exams). In any case, if Mark were within arms reach, this is what I would do to him as punishment:

1. Tickle torture: a big sister's ultimate weapon!

2. Lock him in a room and blare opera music. I don't know if he still hates opera, but I know that listening to it all day could get irritating. So, yes, I'd lock him in a room and blare the loudest coloratura soprano arias that I could, or make him watch the most boring operas (yes, there are definitely a couple that are quite yawn-worthy).

3. Ban him from sweets for a week. That boy lives off sugar and is still as thin as a pin. Teach me your ways, oh wise one!

4. Steal one of his nerf guns and make him my target (yes, he would have to stand still).

5. Cook a bunch of vegetables and make him eat them all in addition to several crazy vegetarian meals.

But, really, it's okay Mark. You're forgiven this once.

-Laura


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