Well, it has come to my attention that Mark forgot to post yesterday. I'm not actually upset because he posted for me several days in a row, and this is a busy time of year anyway (more so for me with exams). In any case, if Mark were within arms reach, this is what I would do to him as punishment:
1. Tickle torture: a big sister's ultimate weapon!
2. Lock him in a room and blare opera music. I don't know if he still hates opera, but I know that listening to it all day could get irritating. So, yes, I'd lock him in a room and blare the loudest coloratura soprano arias that I could, or make him watch the most boring operas (yes, there are definitely a couple that are quite yawn-worthy).
3. Ban him from sweets for a week. That boy lives off sugar and is still as thin as a pin. Teach me your ways, oh wise one!
4. Steal one of his nerf guns and make him my target (yes, he would have to stand still).
5. Cook a bunch of vegetables and make him eat them all in addition to several crazy vegetarian meals.
But, really, it's okay Mark. You're forgiven this once.
-Laura
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