What I Would do if I Wasn't Writing This Blog Post

Hi everyone!
It's me, your new blogger buddy! From this moment (7:54pm Edmonton time) onward, I will be the second writer here at this blog. Let me introduce myself.
My name is Mark, and Laura (see her posts above and below this one) is my sister. She has rather neglected to introduce me to you chaps, or even herself for that matter, so I suppose I'll fill you in on both of us now.
I myself live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, along with my cat and parents. I've created a couple blogs before with mixed success, so I half know what I'm doing with this blogging thing. Not quite, but almost. Now, I myself am still a young'n, so please excuse the perhaps inferior quality of my writing in comparison to my sister- and speaking of my sister, lets talk about her.
Now, I don't want her calling me tomorrow, shouting at me (she'd never shout at me. Or anyone.) that I'd given away her address and phone number, so I'll keep the info on her fairly slim at the moment. What I can tell you is that she and my other sister go to university in Halifax, and that both of them are awesome. There. You can now refer to her as 'the Halifax-dwelling awesome one.'
Now, I was called by said awesome one earlier today, and we talked about me getting started on this blog. The thing is, I was rather unsure as to what I should write about for this post. Laura advised me "anything," and so I inquired on the possibility of me writing about the political situation in Pakistan. At that point Laura cancelled her "anything" instruction and sent me to write about something that actually fitted with the theme of the blog. And so I was left alone to think of a good topic.
The problem was, the only thing I could think about was my french homework, and how I needed to finish that for tomorrow. Plus, there were about five other things I wanted to do tonight... And then it hit me. And so, slightly belatedly, here we go with...

WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WASN'T WRITING THIS BLOG POST

1. I would continue working on my french homework, which is long, tedious and requires the use of google translate to get through. I'm not very good at french, and this isn't made any easier by the fact that my french teacher isn't any good at teaching.
2. After completing my french homework, I'd be struggling to catch up with Nanowrimo, which is the more chill name for National Novel Writing Month. I fell slightly behind yesterday, and have to make that up today.
3. I'd be watching an episode of Doctor Who, a TV show I was just introduced to yesterday by my grade two girlfriend. More on her in a later post...
4. Interspersed throughout the activities above, I'd be eating halloween candy. I went out for a final time this year, and my candy is begging to be consumed.
5. Also interspersed throughout the above activities, I'd be doing absolutely nothing! Okay, okay, it's impossible to do nothing, but staring into space and checking Facebook for a message from my grade two girlfriend count as nothing in my books.
6. Finally, I would be sleeping earlier, as this blog post will invariably set me getting into bed back 45 minutes. Just remember; I did it for you guys.

And now I'd better wrap this thing up, partly because this is fairly long due to the introductions, and partly because I really need to get on that french homework! In the meantime, thanks for reading. Laura, and hopefully all of you guys, I'll see you tomorrow.

-Mark